In advance, I apologise for the misleading name. I hate mushrooms. I don't really know how I acquired this name, but some how I did, and it kind of seemed to stick.
I decided to recognise the fact that I'm ordinary very quickly, so that nobody is under any delusion that I'm somebody famous in disguise, which, I know, is unlikely... Instead, I would like to recognise that, despite being an ordinary person like most people on this planet, I am of course special and talented and not at all big headed. Some of that may have been a lie. Maybe the first bit. Oh well.
Something else that is important to recognise is that I use ... a lot at the moment- it seems to be some kind of schtick I'm stuck in (and yes, that was unintentional rhyme), and that I will always ignore Google Chrome, which tells me I spell half my words wrong, because it is an American Internet Explorer, and I'm not.
But before I do the excessively big headed thing of spouting all my life's achievements (which I now won't do at all, having realised I just wrote that...), I would like to say, in conclusion, that I don't like talking about myself too much- I find it boring. I already know everything I say, and- trust me on this one- I doubt if anybody else is interested. But hey, I'm an optimist. And that, people, is the best thing you can say for yourself.
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